hard candy

she's  oh so sweet
  oh so fine
the problem is
  she's never mine

she's very proper
  oh so proper
that's why I'm
  a gonna drop 'er

she's always right
  and never wrong
i guess we'll never
  get along

she won't she won't
  i don't know why
should i give her
  another try

that candy cane
  she's made of steel
but i need soft
  and warm and real